The Last House at the End of Oak Street or whatever
Man... ugh.
Just like...
Why? Why did... ?
I can't. I just can't.
Dinosaurs but not fun. Anne Hathaway is always good even when she's in something atrociously unwatchably awful. But that wasn't enough.
It's like they had an idea for a movie that sounded really cool for half a second, but then never bothered to add anything else. It's set in the eighties for no discernible reason. It feels like someone wanted to do a Spielberg, but then isn't Spielberg, so they did a garbage instead.
What a shit ass movie.
2 stars for giving the dinosaurs feathers. Otherwise, no thanks.
You know what bothered me? Ewan McGregor runs around with a sledgehammer for half the movie, but it's so obviously not a real sledgehammer because he carries it like it weights half a pound. Ugh. It's like they barely tried to make a movie.
In other news, look at these illustrations I did for The Revised edition of Charlie.
I printed this one out to see if it looks alright printed, and it looks pretty cool to me. I'm still working on these, but I thought I'd share.
Until next time, make mine Marvel! Excelsior!
