Commissions

50 dollars for a drawing. Seriously! It's a good deal dude!

Commissions
a drawing of Nic Offerman with daisies in his beard

I need to make some money, so I'm again offering COMMISSIONS $50 for a digital portrait! Anything you want, provided it's a portrait of a person or an animal, and it's not of someone gross like, I don't know, Johnny Depp or something.

I'm a real good art person and will draw your picture super awesome. Just let me know what you're looking for, and we'll make it happen!

Pay Portraits by Joe using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/mrjoehumphrey and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it’s easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Check it out. Pets! I draw them too! Fifty bucks! $80 gets you a print, too! How about that? You like prints? Hell yeah. Put that shit on your wall! Show everyone how cool you are.

Pay Portraits by Joe using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/mrjoehumphrey and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it’s easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Reach out and say hi! I'm super nice and won't be mean or anything. Just gimme dem duckets! I WANNA DRAW SOMETHING!